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This should be actual $.

Current spin: Fitz & Dizzyspells - Andrew Bird

Lame and story too.

Today is good.

What the fuck?

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Rick Sanchez aptly sticks it to Joe the Human Dildo.

In staring longingly (and closer-up-than-needed) at Barack Obama's Official White House Portrait, I noticed his eyes. Barack Obama has brown eyes. I have brown eyes. Dick Nixon was the last brown-eyed president. Everybody after him has had some sort of supernatural blue thing going on. Carter especially. Seriously, that's fucked up.

Also, who knew Nixon had a Rockwell of himself? That's fucked up.

So, so good.

Change Actual.

Why couldn't a rocket have landed on that building, then?
Joe the Plumber: goes and reports on a war and tells us we should ban the media from reporting on wars. huwe;ifhywae78999999999999999


how about we ban UNLICENSED PLUMBERS from reporting on wars?

Rod Blagojevich and Roland Burris are both big douche bags, and the Economist will print the word "fuck."

Get it before it gets a court summons