This is, literally, the hugest hunk of shit I have ever seen.

"The democrat party."

..."And to be fair and balanced..."

Wait till the end.

Somebody is BITTER.

Where were these people in May 2007 when their legislature changed the date of their primary?
Go to bed. Everyone.

I am going to throw up.

All day.

I really don't like television. This is, of course, obvious. Now there are some exceptions: the X-Files, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Planet Earth. But for the most part it is crap. My roommate moved back yesterday and he brought his TV back with him and I was promptly reminded why I don't touch the stuff. I think I found the worst song/band ever. I don't have time to go on the lengthy diatribe that it deserves, but I was horrified that such music exists.
I found the video. As a game, see how far you can get through it. My record is 37 seconds.

It's poetry, really:

"Then in the field you'll be the show girl of the home team
I'll be the narrator
Telling another tale of the American dream

I see your name in lights
We can make you a star
Girl, we'll take the world by storm
It isn't that hard"