I really don't like television. This is, of course, obvious. Now there are some exceptions: the X-Files, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Planet Earth. But for the most part it is crap. My roommate moved back yesterday and he brought his TV back with him and I was promptly reminded why I don't touch the stuff. I think I found the worst song/band ever. I don't have time to go on the lengthy diatribe that it deserves, but I was horrified that such music exists.
I found the video. As a game, see how far you can get through it. My record is 37 seconds.

It's poetry, really:

"Then in the field you'll be the show girl of the home team
I'll be the narrator
Telling another tale of the American dream

I see your name in lights
We can make you a star
Girl, we'll take the world by storm
It isn't that hard"