So I was watching this show today and they were showing how heartbeats are not as regular and consistent as they sound, but actually vary quite a bit in their rhythmic particulars. Then they transcribed the heart beats into musical tones and made some very interesting music. So I think I will somehow get the equipment necessary and make an album of heart music. It would entail heartbeats from various people in various states: resting, sex, exercise, intoxication, sleep, the transition from sleep to a waking state. After hearing what these and more sounded like I would sequence them in the musically proper order and name each one appropriately.

1.Waking
2.Running
3.Resting
4.Drunk
5.Sex
6.Sleep

or whatever. It would be arranged in a way that was interesting and melodic and not just droll and scientific.

All I need is thousands of dollars' worth of medical equipment.

Thoughts?