I am 80.53 cups of coffee away from death.
Or 195.17 cans of diet coke.

So by my calculations, I cheat death, on average, by about 78 cups of coffee and/or 194 cans of diet coke daily.

The way I see it, all I need to do is drink fewer than 80 cups of coffee every day and I will live to be 100!

Take that, death.


Current spin: Spoon-Telephono