What in the Palins' genetics make Trig and Track and Tripp seem like reasonable names for human infants? Why not throw in a g and make it Trigg? Seriously if you name a kid Track you're kind of guaranteeing he's going to enlist.

These are like the names that pregnant hippies on morphine named their kids in the 60s, except they sound like they just picked words from a hunting magazine, at random.

The Palins: the new hippies, except they hunt.