"Every once in a while here at the Women for John McCain offices, we like to take a moment to pass around the Waterford candy dish of Percocet and Vicodin, kick off the old Christian Louboutins, and reflect on how lucky we are to support such a politically savvy candidate in John McCain. We’ve never seen such focus, precision, discipline, and clarity of message from a presidential campaign since at least Dole ‘96.

Speaking of which, in an expert demonstration of political stagecraft, the strategic minds of the McCain campaign’s advance team must have been working overtime last week, as John McCain shopped with one of Women for John McCain’s “plants” dispatched by the local Republican Party campaign office Wednesday, before showing the local common folk (bless their hearts!) he’s a “man of the people” by reading the price of milk from a cue card in a cheese-aisle press conference, with wrinkly plastic sacks of white cheese to his left, and cartons of reconstituted fruit juice to his right subliminally reminding viewers of the other oldest presidential nominee in American history, “Dole Dole Dole Dole Dole Dole.”

And Monday, the contrast couldn’t have been more stark, as Obama wore a dorky, Urkel-like headset and nerdy pair of glasses while he discussed the Iraq situation with with General Petraeus. Meanwhile, our next president of the United States, John Sidney McCain III, won the ‘looking presidential’ contest on the Election Scorecard by spending the day at the Bush family estates in Kennebunkport, Maine, riding in a golf cart and managing to look even older than our 41st president, George H.W. Bush. This race is property of number 44: John McCain. “Hands off” indeed, Obama!"

Women for John McCain

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