The top 3 political best sellers are written by idiots and #4 is a joke.

My personal favorite:
"3. Liberal Fascism, by Jonah Goldberg. (Doubleday, $27.95.) This “alternative history of American liberalism … reveals its roots in, and commonalities with, classical fascism.”

Suck it, Goldberg:

Liberalism: a political or social philosophy advocating the freedom of the individual, parliamentary systems of government, nonviolent modification of political, social, or economic institutions to assure unrestricted development in all spheres of human endeavor, and governmental guarantees of individual rights and civil liberties.
Fascism: a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

What? What the fuck? I mean how could he, in any possible way, have a point? Is he talking about American liberalism? The type of liberalism that his its root in the enlightenment? I understand that fascists like Hitler and Mussolini were not conservative, but they were not liberals in any sense. Just look at the fucking definitions you asshole. I don't even have time for this.

By the way, not only is this guy totally wrong, but this his what he actually looks like:



Dumbass.