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This should be actual $.

Current spin: Fitz & Dizzyspells - Andrew Bird

Lame and story too.

Today is good.

What the fuck?

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Rick Sanchez aptly sticks it to Joe the Human Dildo.

In staring longingly (and closer-up-than-needed) at Barack Obama's Official White House Portrait, I noticed his eyes. Barack Obama has brown eyes. I have brown eyes. Dick Nixon was the last brown-eyed president. Everybody after him has had some sort of supernatural blue thing going on. Carter especially. Seriously, that's fucked up.

Also, who knew Nixon had a Rockwell of himself? That's fucked up.

So, so good.

Change Actual.

Why couldn't a rocket have landed on that building, then?
Joe the Plumber: goes and reports on a war and tells us we should ban the media from reporting on wars. huwe;ifhywae78999999999999999


how about we ban UNLICENSED PLUMBERS from reporting on wars?