So last night I dialed 911 in my pocket.
My phone has this potentially life saving/stupid feature where the key guard applies to all numbers but 9 and 1 and then 1. So I checked up on my phone, you know, to see how it is; sometimes they need attention. It wasn't so great seeing that I had dialed "emergency" at 10:09 and then "private" called at 10:10 [first of all, 911 should not be private if 911 is calling you this should be made clear!].
I was conflicted: do I call and risk needlessly using an emergency line and getting yelled at by the operator (they must yell) or do nothing and hope that police, paramedics, and fire trucks haven't been sent to my current location?
I realized that an onslaught of emergency personnel could conflict with my contemporaneous activities of questionable legality.
Don't they yell?

them:new hampshire 911 what is your emergency?
me:hi I don't have an emergency but my phone called 911 in my pocket earlier and I think you guys called me back and I just wanted to let you know that there's no problem.
them:that's fine, no emergency, happens all the time have a nice night.
me: you too bye.

also, if you're surprised by this, you might read this.

What are people trying to say when they use more than one question mark???

I understand the multiple exclamation point thing, it conveys augmented enthusiasm for the topic at hand!!!

But question marks??

Can I add multiple periods to convey a certain message?

Oh right, those are ellipses...

What about multiple commas in the middle of a sentence,,,,you know? Like I want to separate the clauses real bad.

Is it: the more question marks, the more the question is being asked?????

Because I am really curious!!!

Drinking beer (environmentally) responsibly:

• bottles are better than cans if made from new materials
  
• cans are better than bottles if they have recycled content
• cans are better than bottles if they're being shipped over long distances (less than an ounce versus 6 ounces)
• fuck green bottles; a lot of towns don't even recycle them (fuck heineken anyway)
• local brews use less energy for transportation

The Best bet:
-TAP! the glasses get washed and reused, the kegs weigh less per ounce, and it tastes way better--if you can afford it.

-Slate

"Mr. Paterson, 53, is scheduled to become the state’s 55th governor on Monday. He will be the state’s first black governor, and the third black governor of any state since Reconstruction."
NYT

Will he be the country's first legally blind governor as well? Anyway who cares he seems infinitely preferable to the steely eyed white man whose wife hates him so he pays skinny women with disproportionately sized breasts large sums of cash to love him superficially for several hours and then goes and busts others for doing the same thing except for a less inflated price.

Public officials need to chill their corrupt hyprocrisy scene.

Phenylketonuric porn.

Am I the only one who confuses Dmitry Medvedev, the Russian president-elect with Dmitri Mendeleev, the creator of the periodic table of the elements?

As a fun game, try and match the photo with the correct Dmitri/y! (answers below)
Which Dmitri/y is your favorite? Who do you think is hotter/more evil?

a.)

b.)


a)Dmitri Mendeleev
b)Dmitry Medvedev

Bored, so:

top five best beers ever in the history of civilization and the Universe one being the best and five being fifth from best:
1.Boddington's Pub Ale
2.Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
3.Samuel Adams Boston Ale
4.Odd Notion (Winter 07)
5.fucking Guinness
Hon. Mention: Schlitz, UFO, Newcastle Brown, Roxy Rolles, Hibernator

top ten best musical record albums in existence i think:
1.Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
2.Kid A
3.OK Computer
4.Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
5.Blonde on Blonde
6.Agaetis Byrjun
7.Graceland
8.Pink Moon
9.Rubber Soul
10.In Rainbows

fuck but who can say for sure
honorables:Abbey Road, Blood on the Tracks, Hidden World, Her Life of Crime, Funeral, Mysterious Production of Eggs, Highway 61 Revisited, So Gone, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Young Liars, Virðulegu forsetar, Blue Train, Interstellar Space, Blue, Transfiguration of Vincent, Post-War, Electric Tonic, A Tribute to Jack Johnson, Bitches Brew, Instrumentals, Immolation/Immersion, Amnesiac, Bridge over troubled Water, Where the Humans Eat, I can Hear the heart beating as one

anomalous.