Jed Bartlet: Can I tell you what's messed up about James Bond?

Charlie Young: Nothing.

Jed Bartlet: Shaken, not stirred, will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.

I just have better things to do than worry about the Summer Olympics seven years from now, I guess.

Whatever happened with that healthcare thing?

Oh fuck it, dance to this shit.

Good point, kind of.