I am a small.

This too, but please, it must be framed.

Honk if you don't exist.

Don't drink hot water, and don't double dip.
Just--just don't.

I also split 2 six packs today: Boston Ale and Sierra Nevada. So I have 3 of each, which makes me very happy.

The approximate contents of my refrigerator:
New Castle Brown
*Sierra Nevada Pale (I would kill a living human for more of their varieties)
*Schlitz
Bud heavies (10$ twenty packs it had to be done)
UFO
Harpoon Hibernian
*Odd Notion
*Boddington's
Guinness
Roxy Rolles
Sam Brown Ale, *Boston Ale, Scotch Ale, Irish Red
*Smuttynose IPA
Labatt 50

Yes, I am stocked. A trip to the fridge can take upwards of 3 to 5 minutes. Too much deliciousness. Maybe I'll review the next one out if I feel like it.

Current Spin: The Black Angels-Black Grease
*denotes all time favorites

Okay so Hillary has won Florida, which is apparently the Potemkin Village of campaign victories, so who gives a shit? Well, when no one else fucking cares, you can count on the Granite State to come through:

"Courting voters in Iowa and New Hampshire, last August Sen. Hillary Clinton signed a pledge not to "campaign or participate" in the Michigan or Florida Democratic primaries. She participated in both primaries and is campaigning in Florida. Which proves, again, that Hillary Clinton is a liar...

...Clinton coldly and knowingly lied to New Hampshire and Iowa. Her promise was not a vague statement. It was a signed pledge with a clear and unequivocal meaning...

...New Hampshire voters, you were played for suckers."

So says the Union Leader, New Hampshire's worst newspaper, tied with all the others. Hey Union Leader, I hate her too, but Hillary only came to the state the day of (or maybe the day before not sure) the primary so what kind of difference did it make? She's had a cozy lead in all but one of the polls taken over the last year.

The purpose of Clinton's appearance was to be photographed proximate to several signs with her name on them, and get said photographs on television, which worked.

The DNC is not helping to motivate the American primary voter by stripping delegates from a bunch of states that wanted their primaries to be closer to other artificially relevant states. All this just makes me want to visit one or more of these.

Oh, and regarding this: is this, and this.

Mix:
1.You Only Live Once-The Strokes
2.Finer Feelings-Spoon
3.Darkmatter-Andrew Bird
4.Masterfade-Andrew Bird
5.To Be Young-Ryan Adams
6.Imitosis-Andrew Bird
7.Young Men Dead-The Black Angels
8.Cryptograms-Deerhunter
9.Absolutely Sweet Marie-Bob Dylan
10.Scythian Empires-Andrew Bird
11.Sé Lest-Sigur Rós
12.4 Minute Warning-Radiohead
13.The Water Is Warm-Evangelicals
14.The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carrol-Bob Dylan

seventy minutes

Current Beverage
Shipyard Export

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Some Strange Maps:

The Far Side of the Moon in Geological Materials

UFO Hotspots

Liquid Meets Water

Current Spins: Andrew Bird, thenewradiohead, Heartbreaker, Cookie Mtn