By request of Dmitriy, the only person who will ever read this, this photograph did not involve any photoshop trickery or editing. It was taken in my freshman dorm room which was lit only by christmas lights, as I asked my good friend Sarge to sit still in a chair. I donned some dark clothes and used my handy LED flashlight on my cell phone to write "POO" in the air for a 15 second exposure. Here you see the results. Questions? Comments? Click below. Though I know you won't, and if you do, you'll be Dmitriy and I'm talking to you right now anyway.